I met this girl,She's just great,This girl I just adore,The problem is,She has much more,Than I had bargained for,She's got that style,She's got that smile,She's got the walk,She's got the tuck,She's got that zing,There's just one thing,She's got a penis.She's got that flare,Knows what to wear,She's got that face,That girl is grace,She's got pizzazz,Too bad she has,A penis.Now there's always some failure,Always some flaw,Ain't that what they call,Murfey's law,But male genitalia,That's where I draw the line,Besides,Hers is bigger than mine.My life's a mess, Cause under that dress,She's got a p-e-n-i-s...Yes!!