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本帖最后由 evall 于 30-12-2015 12:19 PM 编辑
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发表于 29-12-2015 10:34 AM
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全体员工注意：
由于公司今年穷得可怜，所有在春节请假的家伙一律不批准。
硬要春节请假的家伙，薪水一律扣掉 50%，交给 evall 同事作慈善用途。
另外，特地 EL 不上班的家伙，年初二准备收鱿鱼信封。
谢谢。 |
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发表于 29-12-2015 10:52 AM
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发表于 29-12-2015 10:56 AM
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Hmm.. 你放得下吱喳，这里的人就当来个开玩笑。
如果你要认真的问下工作上的 memo，应该放下工作区。
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:00 AM
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全体员工：
今年谁在老板背后讲公司坏话的，一律在30/12/15到1/1/16日不准上班以让老板泄愤。违例者一律等大信封。
谢谢。
你们讨厌的人事部经理 启 |
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:03 AM
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Memo 不难写吧，就很简单的把你要带出的信息写出来就好了，不用特别的格式 |
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:03 AM
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不是都用红毛的吗？
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:04 AM
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全体员工：
本公司将在春节期间从年25 休息到年初十五，年十六为开工日。
祝各位员工有个快乐悠长的新春假期。
谢谢。 |
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:11 AM
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To all the douchebags in the company,
We knew that you've been watching porns using company's PC. In order to clean all those malware and trojans in the PC, you are all banned from entering the office from 30th Dec 15 till 3rd Jan 16. Anyone caught trying to backup their porns in the computer during this period will be send to a brothel to make his/her own video and distributed to all the colleagues on 4th Jan 16.
Try to live a normal life without porn during this festive season, guys. Get a life.
Sincerely,
Poor IT guy working with only one hand for the time.
这样写你们又明白吗？
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:20 AM
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楼主消失了 |
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:22 AM
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我不做这些事的.gif)
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:24 AM
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你是说你不是男人那些事？
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:25 AM
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Dear Sir / Madam,
RE : Chinese New Year Shut Down
Please be informed that our company will be closed from 08-02-2016 (Monday) to 13-02-2016 (Saturday). We will resume business on 15-02-2016 (Monday).
We would like to take this opportunity to wish you all
Happy Chinese New Year & Gong Xi Fa Cai
Thank You.
From the Management & Staff of
……………………………………
Samline Fashion Store
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:27 AM
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Dear Ms Lenglui,
May I hiao and hamsap you? I am full with sincerity. Please give me a chance.
Yours Sincerely,
某网友
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:29 AM
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不好赖我
话说你的基友@ong449 今天还没有出现~应该又在算美金了
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:32 AM
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发表于 29-12-2015 11:53 AM
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我是不是该reply你这句~keep your mouth and eat your shit（中文）hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha
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发表于 29-12-2015 12:06 PM
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你讲的话没有rojik，keep your mouth shut了怎样eat your shit呢？
让我用你的角度回复我自己
如果keep mouth shut的话，可以eat shit吗？不可以，所以你不能keep your mouth shut
如果你想hiao+hamsap我的话，可以很有诚意吗？不可以，所以你不能hiao + hamsap我
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发表于 29-12-2015 12:12 PM
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不要 hiao 老子的妹妹 
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发表于 29-12-2015 12:14 PM
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